Definition (from Wikipedia): A serial killer is someone who commits three or more murders over an extended period of time with cooling-off periods in between.
Word of caution (from me):
If you are a weak hearted, don't worry about it and read on. This post is not directly related to the serial killers who take away the lives of innocence. This is about the killers who take away the times of innocence.
Now my story begins...
I have been thinking of writing this since my friend
siva posted
this. I wouldn't get a better time than this. I am in a celebration mood for some reason. The reason is given at the end of this post.
I feel that the definition of serial killers rightly suits the mega-serials. Read the definition given above again...more murders, extended period, cooling-off period (saturday & sundays) all suit mega-serials perfectly. Right?
Couple of months ago Sun TV made a great decision to move all its non-serial related programmes telecasted during the weekdays to weekends. Now all 5 days of the week most of the time you can see only the serials in Sun TV. Ad-money must be pouring in really huge to make sun tv management to take such a great(!) decision. I believe that Sun TV is loosing its viewrship because of some really good shows in Vijay TV and lack of such good shows in Sun TV.
I think 99.999% of serials would fit in the following template: (please add if you think I have missed something)
- A title song by a female singer with all smiling faces of heroine & other castings of the serial. (but the people in the serial never have situations to smile in the serial)
- A female who is on the verge of retiring from film industry or who is not getting movie offers or who is retired from the industry is the hero cum heroine
- Heroine is either divorced (must be a single mom) or being cheated by husband or fighting for right with her husband
- Heroine is born with a lot of siblings (definitely more than 3) & she does the role of head of the family
- A female villain and a few more villains to support that female villain
- Heroine is a lone warrior; only very few other good people would be there in the serial but even they could not help her when in need
- At least one main character is bigamy
- When the director dont know how to proceed, there comes a new character and a new side-kick story
A conversation with me & my colleauge just a month ago: (colleague's name is avoided because of confidentiality issues).
Me (reluctantly): By any chance did you watch Selvi, last night?
Colleague (reluctantly): Yeah, why?
Me (with confidence): I missed to watch because of power cut
Colleague (with a great enthusiasm): oh, yesterday GJ went to Selvi's house to get the 'thali'....blah...blah...
I am wasting my precious 1 hr every day watching Kolangal & Selvi. I hate both the serials. You know it's like smoking, most of the smokers don't like to smoke but they can't really quit. These serials are like such addictions.
Can someone please suggest me a best way to quit-watching-serials?
For the best suggestion, I promise to transfer a few shares of Sun TV from my demat a/c to yours. (Worst suggestion gets the entire pack of Chitheeeee DVD, be careful).
Epilogue: Reason for my joy is that Selvi has ended (finally) last week with lots of loose ends. What a relief? 30 mins of productive time is gonna get increased in my life everyday. I am eagerly waiting for Kolangal to get over but there ain’t no trace of ending in a near future.