How to Avoid Mishaps?

Five Innovative Ways to Avoid Such Mishaps:

1. Building an invisible shield around the person behind the podium

2. Asking people to remove their shoes, socks, belts, wallets, handbags, hairclips, chains etc before they get in to the meeting hall

3. Wrapping a bandage on people's middlefinger tied with index finger. (you know the meaning of showing the middle finger in some culture)

4. Sticking a duct tape around the mouth of everyone in the meeting hall (ofcourse except the person behind the podium)

5. Go green. Avoid travels. Use Video Conferences instead of travels. Save the planet from carbon emissions & save yourself from the flying shoes.

Any more innovative ideas?

Kalaignar TV

An ugly family fight between TN Chief Minister Karunanidhi's family and Maran's family has resulted in a new TV channel. Kalaignar TV.

With the blessings of (and fundings from) Karunanidhi, Raj TV is going to announce the launch of new TV on 03-Jun when CM celebrates his 83rd birthday.

When I watch news from Sun TV, I would feel, 'okay great, in this DMK government people are happy, lot of good things are happening..!'.

When I watch news from Jaya TV, I would feel, 'oh God, looks like DMK government is pathetic, why don't they do some good things to public?'

As the telecast time of news in these two channels are one-after-another, by mistake(!) if I watch news from both the channels on the same day, I would feel frustrated.

Kalaignar TV, another channel, God save us.

Read the news from here.